Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic!
How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!?
Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic!
How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!?
Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
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