I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Homer Simpson

Where was I?

Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.

Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns." Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Jesus must be spinning in his grave! We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.